Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

CHRISTMAS IS SAVED!!!! odds are, if i know you, you can look forward to one of the following under your Christmas tree this year. no big whoop, i'm just feelin generous! HAPPY HOLIDAYS, FRIENDS!

If you know me AT ALL, you will know that i love things like this. it's a giant pen, what's not to love??! AND IT WORKS!!!



ditto for the giant underpants. if you have a family, go ahead and look forward to unwrapping these!



haha! this farts when you put money in! have fun taking this to coin star to CASH IN!



i can think of a few dozen people who deserve this.



i take it back- babies smoking aren't funny AT ALL.




and for me you ask??? well, this should do just fine. size medium please.MERRY CHRISTMAS PEEPS!!!!

5 comments:

DUSKIN said...

this made me spit out my wine, and you know i don't like to waste my wine.

also, the word verification below is "spoope"

hilarious.

zoom zoom zoom said...

note to you....
get me the pen because i have already gotten the smoking baby as gift, i make giant poops sometimes more than once a day, i have my very own fart machine with me at all times (aka myself), I made about $535.00 the last time i went to coin star, I have plenty of giant underwear and if i run out i know i can always borrows yours.

on another note...don't call my dog Kujo. How many times have i told you not to take personally, she just doesn't get along with other girl dogs!

Also why don't you call some shoes in you long lunch taking, internet searching, blogging all day, time wasting, non-work doing Kujo.

JULIA said...

WOW! with an attitude like that someone is DEFINITELY getting the poop in the box. KL.

zoom zoom zoom said...

hahaha!
yay thats exactly what i was hoping for! dreams do come true.

JULIA said...

if you keep this up you'll get several!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!